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When you have a big sore on the end of you cock.
Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock..
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..
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Taking a diarrhea dump on a girl's chest when your hemorrhoids are bleeding badly (i.e. Oklahoma is famous for Red Dirt)
"Bet..