Blauvelt

What is Blauvelt?


1.

A tiny town that even people who live in rockland don't even know exists.

Can be pronounced either B-law-velt or B-laow-velt. No one knows for sure.

"Where do you live?"

"Blauvelt"

"Huh? Where's that?"

"Dude, you live in Nanuet."

See bumblefuck, woods, gross, tz, fuck

2.

blauvelt also refferred to as tz (tappan zee) is a small irish italian town that wishes it were pearl river.

lost to pearl rievr 29- NOTHING in the orange bowl

but they are still trying to outdo pearl river anyway.

somewhere in blauvelt.

"yo man why is our rock blue and white?"

"I dunno bro maybe bc we dont have a mascott."

See tz, dutchmen


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