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An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...
"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."
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When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting
-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are..
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To get drunk and high (on marijuana) at the same time.
See also beer before bong
"How much did you drink last night?"
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