Blazing Star

What is Blazing Star?


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The single most Engrish game ever, beating out Zero Wing (which has only 2 Engrish parts: The intro and the ending). It's a side-scrolling shooter game like Zero Wing, only with way better graphics, many ships to choose from (can you saw "offensiv" and "diffensiv" ships?), and can be found on Neo-Geo machines. Phrases in the game include:

- Get it more!

- Collected all panels! (before getting all of them)

- Collect all lucky panels! (after getting all of them)

- Hey poor player!

- Are you serious?

- Watch out! The big one is closing in!

- It's coming! Destroyed the space colony!

- Avoid all?

- Stage (something): The Guardian's Criff

- Stage (something): The Crooked Embryo

I couldn't get past stage 3 in Blazing Star due to the stupid Engrish.


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