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Rating a woman on a scale from 1 to 10, an Alaskan 10 is a 4 after you've drunk a 6-pack.
I woke up next to an alaskan 10 this mor..
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when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart
i woke up this morning a..
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a loser who has peed in there pants.
Dan peed in his pants one day so now every time I see him I yell HEY LOZUH PEENTS!
See loser, pan..