Blechman Edit Meaning

1. Someone who's in a constant state of confusion and swears more times then he inhales. (No known use of this term) See Martin..

1. An enormous evacuation of the bowels, leaving one visibly slimmer than before. I had an excrebortion after breakfast this morning, and ..

1. A retired person who watches TV all day, rarely leaves the house and does not contribute to society anymore under the guise of "ret..