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What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.
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stubby dirty fingers found mostly on mingers and white trash
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The rhythym guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold. Plays a Schecter S1 Guitar. Uses Bogner Uberschall Amps. Blue Eyes. Black hair. Septum Pierc..