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One who hits the snooze button a hundred times before waking up.
Roomate: Why are you still asleep dude I heard you alarm go off like 2..
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A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish..
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Vomiting on a womans back while on a one night stand, during sexual intercourse. In the doggystyle position.
Man, I met this girl at th..