Bleested

What is Bleested?

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wastedsmooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"

"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"

"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

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Zano

1. aww ye, the zano be the most pimpin whey of saying 'zane'. y'see, the 'e' jus aint be good enough no more. &apo..

Boomstrate

1. The act of producing flatulence, fartin,breaking wind. Tom had eaten mass amounts of refried and he had to boomstrate all night long.. ..

Kanye Wested

1. When you or someone you know becomes brokenhearted, usually by boyfriend or girlfriend. "Man, my girl just left me." "..

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