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Somone that urinates after they masturbate to flush the urethra of all traces of sperm.
I am a piss jerker..
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spinning and shooting randomly
"my quafflecopter goes powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowwpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow..
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Pants that are so tight, it looks like your asshole is gobbling them up.
Helen's gobble jeans left no room for the imagination.
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