Blended Ewok

What is Blended Ewok?


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A Blended Ewok, also known as a BE, is a fan-fictional beverage made from blending fruit and vegetables grown by ewoks on the forest moon of Endor in the Star Wars universe.

Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Warsmessage boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.

Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.

*Random Person throws ewoks into a giant blender*

Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!

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