What is Blender?
1.
Oral sex from a girl with braces
Temitra gave Dom a blender when they were hella crunk.
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2.
A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.
Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.
Look at that ugly ass blender.
Look at that ugly ass, Blender.
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3.
A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.
I had a blender last night
4.
group sex
"Man, were you there at the blender last night?!
"Naah, I was sick. How was it??"
"Dude, it was SICK. there were like 12 people there!"
"I can't believe i missed it!"
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5.
A person who always trying to blend in with the rest of the group
Man..you peep the blenders following us to the fight..fall back blenders
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6.
A blender is a black man that is also bender!
This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!
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7.
An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.
1. Who's in your blender?
2. I have several different fruits in my blender.
3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.
4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.
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