What is Blerk?
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Used at the end of a sentence when you realise that the person you're explaining something to just isn't going to understand.
"An elastic scattering process with incoming particles which displace the out going particles with the combined forces... arrh blerk"
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2.
A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".
I just blerked right in your FACE!
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