Blerm

What is Blerm?


1.

the mixture of blood and sperm

the bme pain oylmpics contained a lot of blerm

See bme, pain, blood, sperm

2.

Black sperm.

"Did you blerm?"

"Is that blerm?"

"I'm going to blerm all over her booty"

See jizz, spunk, cream, man juice, spit

3.

The Blerm is a contraction of the terms "blumpkin" and "perm", and is used to denote a sexual act where a male receives oral sex in a toilet ("blumpkin") and then wipes his semen (or feces, if there is no toilet paper) on his sexual partner's hair upon completion of the sexual act. It is a common practice in certain bars in Conowingo, MD.

Man, that bitch sucked me off real nice in the toilet and then I turned her blumpkin into a blerm. That shitter needs more TP, by the way.

See blumpkin, perm, splooge, toilet

4.

once a month, males experience an addition of blood to their sperm, thus creating a mixture of blood and sperm

Man it was my time of the month, and i blermed all over her.

See blemen, blizz


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