Bletch

What is Bletch?


1.

1. A quality synonymous with that of barf.

2. Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

3. Appropriate reaction to a person that totally sucks in every way.

"Who has been text messaging you all night?"

"This skeezytramp I've been banging in exchange for meth scabs"

"OMG...Bletch!"

"Who is coming over?"

"Probably just Emily"

"...Bletch"

See nasty, skank, uncool, gross, lame, stupid

2.

As a child in Cheshire England before the second world war, "BLETCH" was the black grease one got on ones hands after replacing the chain on a bicycle

Mum, I've got Bletch all over my hands, can I have a rag to wipe it off?

See grease, oil, axle grease, lubricant


5

Random Words:

1. before a noun, with a specifying or particularizing effect, as opposed to the indefinite or generalizing force of the indefinite article..
1. quasilexical. quasi (almost) lexical(language) or urban language. Qute fitting for the urban dictionary. Almost any and all use of a..
1. The amount of babies one will spawn after consuming the popular energy drink, Powerthirst. 400 BABIES!!!! See powerthirst, 400 babies,..