Bletch

What is Bletch?


1.

1. A quality synonymous with that of barf.

2. Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

3. Appropriate reaction to a person that totally sucks in every way.

"Who has been text messaging you all night?"

"This skeezytramp I've been banging in exchange for meth scabs"

"OMG...Bletch!"

"Who is coming over?"

"Probably just Emily"

"...Bletch"

See nasty, skank, uncool, gross, lame, stupid

2.

As a child in Cheshire England before the second world war, "BLETCH" was the black grease one got on ones hands after replacing the chain on a bicycle

Mum, I've got Bletch all over my hands, can I have a rag to wipe it off?

See grease, oil, axle grease, lubricant


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