Bleu Balls

What is Bleu Balls?


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Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.

Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming

Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.

"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."

"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."

"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."

See no sex, horney, blue balls


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