What is Blevin?
1.
Pronounced BUH-LEV-IN by southerners.
1: An easily entertained and comically inclined person with a remarkable ability to retain large quantities of trivial facts.
2: Someone with a tendency to lock themselves in their room to play nintendo games and order upwards of five pizzas for theirselves to eat in the dark alone.
3: Someone who calls people buddy with slightly too much enthusiasm.
4: Someone who thinks standing on an athletic field with water constitues being an athlete.
5: Someone who, after not showering for a few hours, begins to produce an awkward odor that often has the ability to fill a room with dimensions of up to 30ftx40ft.
Synonyms: Entertaining
Antonyms: Productive
#1: "He just went up to his mother with a pot on his head and told her he was a pothead."
#2: "What a Blevin."
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2.
The act of shitting one-self while experiencing a blow job; can be from a man or woman.
Is usually done on a Friday or Saturday night after consuming ridiculous amounts of alcohol with 'the boys'.
Originated from latin, see; blumpkin. Other variations include crumpkin.
Bruzzie 1: Man what did u do Friday night?
Bruzzie 2: Man I got a Blevin
Bruzzie 1: ... You are god. *speechless*
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