What is Blfs?
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1) An acronym for Blown Load Fruit Salad. A salad consisting of Cantelope, Cool Whip, romaine lettuce and human sperm.
2) Any fruit salad containing human sperm.
"I serve the fruit salad (affectionatly referred to as BLFS, or "Blown Load Fruit Salad") to my roommates and female friends, who have no idea that they are actually eating my blown load."