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A Crumpet Loving Poofter who enjoys eating sweetcorn from other peoples Shit as well as there arseholes. They also tend to have whiny vo..
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When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find..
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Another slang term for a guys dick
Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"..