Blimp Eggs

What is Blimp Eggs?

Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.

They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.

Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.

*three months after easter*

Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet

Johnny: HOW?!? o.O

Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs

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