Blimpediment

What is Blimpediment?

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women

Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg

Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit

Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big

Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

See black, nigger, ebonics, thugs, bitches

I Ain't Got A Fucking Clue

1. Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of t..

Qlts

1. Quietly laughs to self Nick Wrote "QLTS" in the chat window. See qlts, code, lol 1. Quietly laughs to self Nick Wrote &qu..

Eddie Housed

1. getting slapped in the back of the head. when rafer austin slapped eddie house in the back of the head in the 2009 playoffs (magic vs. ..

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