What is Blimpediment?
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Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...
Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:
Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy
(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)
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