Blimpey

What is Blimpey?

getting fellated while taking a crap

I ate a 22 ounce steak and mom gave me a blimpey while it came out, well two things came out

Telepoke

1. method of poking someone from accros the room, generally in an effort to get attention/make someone smile. (must be accompanied by a fi..

Alarm Clock

1. When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her. I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be la..

1. Short for Original Poster. Used on online message boards and forums. The the message the op posted is idiotic. See Joe 2. 1. Overpo..

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