What is Blind Jerk?
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the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.
Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"
Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"
Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"
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