Blind Jerk

What is Blind Jerk?


1.

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

See masturbation, wanking, jerking off, sex


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