Blind Jerk

What is Blind Jerk?

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

See masturbation, wanking, jerking off, sex

Zirtz

1. to fritz, to blink off, to freeze up. Sorry I logged off briefly, my computer zirtzed. See fritz, blink, snafu, freeze, break..

Backwards Hat

1. 1. The calling card of a moron 2. Something that white kids took from black kids and ruined 3. How to identify the true loser in the c..

In A Second

1. You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl ..

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