Blind Jerk

What is Blind Jerk?

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

See masturbation, wanking, jerking off, sex

Kex

1. Trousers (in Scouse/Liverpool dialect). Fuckinell, I shat my kex in terror when I saw the dinosaur coming towards me. See trousers, sc..

Kreena

1. someone that thinks they can talk to animals....a bit wierd your such a kreena, you wierdo. See kreena, mogly, wierd, kareena..

Zenned

1. experiencing th feeling of zen all chilled and calm ahhh i'm so zenned out See zen, zend..

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