Blind Jerk

What is Blind Jerk?

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

See masturbation, wanking, jerking off, sex

Crackwear

1. Urban clothing line from the d. I got a new hoodie from Crackwear that reps the d. See crack, crackhead, hoodie, the d, d town, g&apos..

Lolzoraterodactacularus

1. The only known word capable of destroying Chuck Norris.(Once used by Raptor Jesus) Chuck Norris: Get it on! Raptor Jesus: LOLZORATEROD..

Kool-kup House

1. The house in the neighborhood that sells Kool-Kups among other snacks. I'm going to the Kool-Kup House, what you want?..

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