Blind Jerk

What is Blind Jerk?

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

See masturbation, wanking, jerking off, sex

Inuated

1. (IN-yoo-ate-ed) deformed, mutilated The quiche looked fine until it was dropped on the floor, making it inuated. See deformed, mutilat..

Are You Slaggin' The Lagan ?

1. A rhetorical question used as a retort when someone says a stupid, crass, or offensive sentence. The Lagan is a river in Ireland on whic..

Allbra

1. when a girl is flat chested and the only reason she has boobs is because of the push up bra or padding in the bra. Hey Allen that chick..

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