Blind Jerk

What is Blind Jerk?

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

See masturbation, wanking, jerking off, sex

Shit Rage

1. the act of postponing having a shit , either self inflicted or for want of a toilet. 1)god damn I've been needing a shit for hours..

Ornate Dessert

1. 1. Poop Eat my ornate dessert. See poop..

Queefstruate

1. A queef executed during a female's menstruation resulting in a wet, red, spraying expulsion of menstrual fluid; equivalent to a vag..

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