Blind Marlin

What is Blind Marlin?

When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.

Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?

Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin

See angry pirate, fish hook, shoot, blowjob, blind

Zip It Up And Zip It Out

1. A saying used to say goodbye to what is usually a caucasian business man with no knowledge of slang in order to confound and embarrass t..

I-doser

1. Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effecti..

Fumble

1. when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but shit in your pants before you make it to the toilet. I ate a bean burrito from q-du..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blind Marlin Edit Meaning