Blind Marlin

What is Blind Marlin?

When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.

Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?

Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin

See angry pirate, fish hook, shoot, blowjob, blind

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