Blind Mummy

What is Blind Mummy?

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While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.

Guy:Oh yeah!!!!

Girl: Did you finish??

Guy: Boulla, in da face!

Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!
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