Blind Panda

What is Blind Panda?


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When in the act of consumation, one removes his member moments prior to climax and distributes his load equally into each of the womans eyes, then punches both eyes in quick succession pushes her on the floor and runs away

"she told me she loved me, so i gave her a blind panda and left town"

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