What is Blind Penguin?
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The sexual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. Then ejaculate in her eye causing her to lose her vision.
Nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin
Becky: Sure!!! What's that?
Darrin: Let's both punch her in the tit.
Becky: OH baby I can't wait
Patrick: I'll shoot it in her eyes then that bitch will be blind.
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