Blind Sailor

What is Blind Sailor?


1.

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

See blind, sailor, oral sex, puppy love, transformers, pwned, hdtv

2.

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

See blind, sailor, oral sex, puppy love, transformers, pwned, hdtv

3.

A sexual act starting in doggy style. When the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. When she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling "Blind Sailor!"

My girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her the ol' Blind Sailor

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