Blind Walrus

What is Blind Walrus?

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While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).

I really pulled a blind walrus last night

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