What is Blind With Whales?
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A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.
Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!
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That worn out blistered feel you get from visiting the sperm bank daily trying to save up the funds to purchase a 2007 Mustang Shelby GT..
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just like ridiculous, but more intense
"Dude, you slept with your grandma's physical therapist? That's RIDONKULUS!"..
