Blind With Whales

What is Blind With Whales?


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A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.

Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?

Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!

Person: OH MY GOD!!


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