Blinding The Marlin

What is Blinding The Marlin?


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When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

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