What is Blinding The Pirates Parrot?
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blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
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To give up when something is too difficult.
Farmer 1: "This heffer's teat ain't giving but about an ounce a milk a week..
