Bling Kong

What is Bling Kong?

1.

A person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. Usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (Multiple ear/belly-button/other part piercings.) Bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quantity of jewelery that they possess. This normally attracts a multitude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.

Steve: Hey Ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?

Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.

<Bling Kong enters the club>

Ben: Damn, I guess you can.

See bling, kong, king, chain, jewelry, diamonds
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