Bling Theory

What is Bling Theory?

Scientific theory based on the idea that all matter in the universe is interrelated and governed through a massive network of invisible bling.

Dr. Dre, P.h.d., is giving a presentation on bling theory today.

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Zonads

1. the best that you can imagine, gorgeous, nimble as a fox, wise as an owl that is so great, completely zonadish. dude that's so zon..

[turtle Waxer]

1. A man that is pussy whipped Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend. See pussy whipped, whipped..

Kelbos

1. When Arm fat overlaps the elbow. I dont want to stand in line with all these fat mother fuckers, their kelbos my touch me. See vaginat..

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