Bling-a-ling Edit Meaning

1. An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country...

1. A very mysterious form of martial arts where the weapon of choice is time. Lu Tze, grand master of Deja-Fu, has already kicked your but..

1. A non-existent meet-up-place that one is sent to if he/she is not liked. (ie: a fake address) "Would you like to go on a date with..