Blingified Edit Meaning

1. Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who eit..

1. To masturbate while in class. Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipate..

1. Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by..