What is Blingon?
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To pimp a Klingon. Those who wear an inordinant amount of jewelry, tattoos and or trendy clothes to compensate for a lack of God given beauty. Those who think they have it goin' on but just don't. Ugly people tryin' to make it work.
Blingon, Flava Flav, Plies, Lil Wayne, Ying Yang Twins, 50 Cent, Luther Campbell, Lil John, The Game, etc.
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The ring in your asshole that gets stretched when you take a monstrous shit and is usually very sore after doing so
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A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."
A dirty, dirty slut.
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