What is Blingslap?
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1.) To slap someone down with so much bling on your wrist and fingers that it looks like they got their ass kicked by a pixie.
2.) The best rap group EVER. (Dr. Larry and MC Fuckstomp)
DAMN! Did you see that girl get blingslapped? I bet her bruises are worth more than her mom.
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