Blitzkrieg Shopping

What is Blitzkrieg Shopping?

A fast paced shopping spree (likely in a mall) often involving large purchases and "lightning quick" movements from store to store.

Adam won't settle for slow paced purchasing - he prefers "blitzkrieg shopping."

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