Blitzmas

What is Blitzmas?

the shortest Christmas possible, for the modern day Scrooge

went back home for a Blitzmas with the parents

Professor Pissflaps

1. Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke. (Overheard in the House Of Commons): Female MP: "...and furthermore, ..

Omniabsent

1. Not being anywhere ever. Nothing is omniabsent. See omnipresent, omni-absent, godlessness..

Ooncher

1. Something that is small. Can be abbreviated to "oonch" "Aw, that book is such an ooncher" See small, tiny, little..

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