Blitzmas Edit Meaning

1. Make sure you have the salt, tequila and lime. Then cut yourself, pour the salt in the fresh wound, slam the tequila shot, and chase it..

1. When you take a shit and spray the bowl so high that the water can't wash it away. When it goes above the rim it requires someone m..

1. The abrupt hardening of the nipples due to cold air or horniness; used to describe the visual observation of the nipples ‘poking’ throug..