Blivet

What is Blivet?


1.

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. A situation so vile no matter how well you deal with it you will still get dirty.

He bailed on that new project schedule - he knew it was a blivet, and tossed it my way.

2.

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Andy IS a blivet.

3.

Like the above definitions a blivet truely is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, but is much more entertaining, and will bring more laughter when used in reference to a fat chick wearing clothes that are too small to hold all her rolliosis (abundance of fat rolls).

Damn check out that blivet in the pink tank top, she should be wearing a moomoo.

See bliv, fatty, slammy, biggin

4.

A 5 gallon container filled with 10 gallons of shit. It isn't that well-known yet, but it comes in handy if you know what it means!

No wonder you're such a shithead! You swallowed an entire blivet for breakfast!

See shit, crap, dung, container, toilet, crapper

5.

Proper noun. A flying bag of shit (see also: Warren Sapp)

The Blivet is going to the Pro Bowl

6.

A ball of dried fecal matter clinging to a hair follicle.

In combat in Viet Nam we often had no access to toilet paper. Blivets could be found in our drawers and even in our socks.


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