Blixed

What is Blixed?

To be so intoxicated one is not themeself or does foolish things.

He was so blixed, he peed in his girlfriend's dresser; mistaking the drawer for a toilet.

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1. Its a sad crying face... how emo-esque. =*( Fuck, dude... I'm sad and whatnot... My girlfriend just took my left testacle =*( Se..

Rudder Slut

1. the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpitto tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her ..

Guacamole Dick

1. ones dick who smells of guacamole Girl, how you gonna fuck that dude with his ol guacamole dick..

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