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The thinking that a man does while he sits on the porcelain goddess.
I do my best thinking on the shitter. That's my mantemplatio..
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Pictures and patterns created in the seat of ones underwear from continual, and sometimes painful rectal itching.
Darling, you have an ..
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This is what you would call a guy who wears make up and cry's too much.
Look, Mickey's crying again. What a Vickey Malentine..
