What is Blizzforums?
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Blizzforums is a close knit message board community devoted to bitching about stuff that sucks and saying how much Starcraft rules. Points of interest include Chit Chat, where most of the spamming occurs, and Serious Discussion, where the discussion is not serious. Usual topics include how much Bush sucks/rules, and how much God sucks/rules. It also features a long, sordid history of people getting publicly banned, long standing feuds, and ginormous flamewars. In other words, very amusing to watch.
Famous BF Members-
Chaos- mod. Serious asshole. Will debate even when there's nothing to debate. Possible cause for "brain drain" of BF.
Dark Magneto- Conspiracy alarmist. Now enlightening the masses about peak oil.
WinAce- former member, but does chime in from time to time. Very fucking smart. Basically the closest to an atheistic apologist.
Redcloak- admin. One of the few ones left (the others were banned in a huge event), basically just posts pictures in the chick thread.
Protosschick99- former member. Crazy Christian fundie. Also one of six females to post on site.
Jedi_Templar- yours truely. Sees himself as a rebel with a cause, but doesn't make that much of an impact.
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A place where stuff happens. Created in light of the Blizzard games and is now a place of spam whores and other semi-intelligent people. It has cool red stars once you get 10k posts, and if you do get that far, I think you have no life. Woot.
Blizzforums made me a nerd!
Blizzforums... woot!
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A large and quasi-intelligent online community of spammers, flamers, Blizzard whores, and other assorted folk. Prolonged membership may distort one's perception of reality as well as render their social life nonexistant.
Examples of some famous personalities:
Traken: Infamous for closing threads. Often closes at the height of the fun.
Chaos(of the Right): Claims to be a moderator of Chit Chat but does next to nothing. Argue with at one's own risk.
Erwin: Only 5-green-star poster below the age of 7 years old. May attempt to leave, but always finds himself back at BF. Often is a pestilence easily rubbed out by large amounts of people talking against him.
Smoothware: Notorious spammer, also rather handy with a Photoshop program. Known for barely-legible posts, but lost his red stars in the Great Wayltn Thread Closure.
Gorbet: Forum's only true Australian member. Beware his Aussie-speak, it will corrode your brain.
Doombringer64: Incredibly satirical, fondly known as the Forum Jackass.
Kenji: Also known as the Forum Jackass. Sarcasm is second to none, but occasionally shows spots of brilliance when he tries to help people. Which isn't very often. German background may explain this phenomenon.
Blizzforums is heinously spammy.
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Any very cool website with a ton of cool web-community members and some not so cool members.
Guy 1: Man, I came upon a blizzforums yesterday
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Blizzforums dude.
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The best the web has to offer! Lots of great people, great conversation, and we have women too!
If you don't think BlizzForums rocks, you need a brain transplant.
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Best place on the web.
Come on and join us.
