Bloaded

What is Bloaded?


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Adjective: Obscenely wealthy and obnoxious in showing it. A hybrid of the words "bloated" and "loaded". Someone who overtly peels through several hundred-dollar bills when paying a modest check or who shows off by tipping the valet $20. Someone with sunglasses, watch, handbag, luggage all clearly branded with top of the line designers or who casually drops lines like "so I was driving my Lamborghini in Beverly Hills the other day."

That guy is so bloaded he probably wipes his ass with cashmere toilet paper. She is so bloaded she swaps out her Louis Vuitton handbag for a new one every month.

See bloated, loaded, wealthy, nouveau riche, obnoxious


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