What is Bloaf?
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when receiving oral sex from a woman and she vomits because she began to gag
Geeze Sam, can't you find a clean woman that wont bloaf all over you during sex
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2.
An unexpected fart, or farting without knowing you're farting.
(Person 1) "Dude...ugh...did you fart?"
(Person 2) "No dude, not that i know of...maybe i bloafed."
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3.
n- oafish creature who roams Judd Scool. Dependant on
abbr. Blo, Dickhead, Flakey McSnakey
1. Did you catch that far-out Bloaf?
2. Urgh. What a Bloaf.
3. Bloaf is such a flakey Bloaf.
4. Don't be a Bloaf
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Smoothly coercing/smooth talking a woman into having anal sex
hey Frank, I gave that girl the Denzel last night
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To club ones beef.
To masturbate aggressively ie to bash one out.
Paul was clubbing his beef, whilst watching "hot fuzz and the h..