Bloat Job

What is Bloat Job?

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

See blow job, unemployment, resume, padding

Guiness Pipe

1. To fuck someone up the ass. I rid that doll up the guiness pipe. See anal sex, bum sex, up shit creek..

1. Who, What, Where, When and Why. Similar to asking the "411" or detailed information about an event. "Dude, gimme the W5..

12 Guage Headache

1. The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome. The dude tried to hold me up, so..

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