Bloat Job

What is Bloat Job?

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

See blow job, unemployment, resume, padding

Bag-a-bon

1. a dude of a certain shruggoff such as: luney, funny, crazy and most of all weird. My bestfriend is such a bag-a-bon. Look at that funn..

Quad- Fisting

1. Instead of one drink in each fist there are 2 in each. The advanced version of double fisting your drinks at parties. Only the most elit..

W-enis

1. the flexible skin on your elbows "Look how far I can stretch my wenis!" or "I'm touching your wenis!" 2. exc..

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