Bloat Job

What is Bloat Job?

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

See blow job, unemployment, resume, padding

Foldover

1. The act of pulling the foreskin of one man's penis forward and covering the head of another man's penis. Ryan gave Mark a fol..

Assacious

1. the form of being an ass the form of being a jerk the form of beingannoying why must u be so assacious? See jerk, assanine, annoying..

/agree

1. To agree with something a person types. Used as if it were a chat command. Person A: This sucks! Person B: /agree See /agree, ag, re..

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