Bloat Job

What is Bloat Job?

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

See blow job, unemployment, resume, padding

Overlike

1. The act of spending too much time, money or energy on a person of the same sex just to get them to like you. "Hey, Klaira has been..

Chocolate Mile

1. Slang for anal sex. Dude, that chick's coming over and I'm gonna stroll the chocolate mile. See anal, poop, mile, chocolate,..

Uranal

1. A urinal for pooping. Essentially, it is a toilet, but you may not pee in it. I had a uranal installed in my bathroom because I have IB..

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