What is Bloat Job?
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This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.
Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.
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the act of shitting in ones dryer, then proceeding to turn the dryer on the high heat tumble cycle
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refusal to conform to an established creed, rule, or practice.
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To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.
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