Bloat Job

What is Bloat Job?

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

See blow job, unemployment, resume, padding

On The Job

1. Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying ..

1. The number 28 means to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw while the 8 being titties. Dude, Im'a gonna 28 your g..

16 Ounce Curl

1. Refers to drinking beer. Especially multiple beers (16 oz. cans). instead of a healthy workout. The workout of champions going for a..

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