Bloat Job

What is Bloat Job?

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

See blow job, unemployment, resume, padding

Ghanaherpalitus

1. some 1 who has many std's including ghanoreah herpies and syphillus eww...that ho cassidy was ghanaherpalitus! See eww, cass..

F00g330

1. orginated from oo burn in the early 21st century, when said in spanish would be "oo fuego" but when accidentally spelled wrong..

Dimentiated

1. one who has been afflicted with dimentia "My grandma is beyond senile. Shes dimentiated" See crazy, insane, amnesia, frog..

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