Bloat Job

What is Bloat Job?

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

See blow job, unemployment, resume, padding

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