Bloatee

What is Bloatee?


1.

When fat people grow goatees to try to make themselves look better. As defined by Roast Beef in the comic strip Achewood: "When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee"

"He had to grow a bloatee so people would know where his face ended and his neck began."

2.

blow-tee

When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair.

--Achewood

Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee

3.

When dude of gravity (a heavyset man) tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping his facial hair.

Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee.

Oh do not tell me you wear the bloatee.


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