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An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
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1. Nut Tuckin is another word for T Baggin. It's when you dip your nuts in a girls mouth, kinda like dropping tea bags in water.
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Severely inebriated.
I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me t..