What is Blocker?
1.
When a dude is trynna get wit ta female and a jealous or juss plain annyoing friend keeps jumping tha way "
I saw a hella fly chick lass nite at tha club but her friend was a tha biggest blocker eva.
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Da cutest boy at da club was hittin on my friend instead of me so I had to be a blocker and mess up his game.
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2.
In online multiplayer gameplay, usally FPS (first person shooter), a 'blocker' is someone who blocks the only exit from a room or other confined space by standing, crouching or lying in the doorway in a way that prevents teammates players getting around them. Usually will gain a fast 'MOVE N00B BLOCKER!1!111' from other players, especially if their escape route from fire or grenades is blocked.
This idiot n00b blocker is trapping me in this room!
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3.
A female who looks attractive when she is viewed a block away, but, when she is viewed again closely, does not.
So the other day, I thought I saw my true love when I saw this hot chick crossing the street, but when she passed me by, she was only a blocker.
Courtney Love is a blocker.
4.
When a girl falls asleep on the couch, and refuses to go to bed, with the sole purpose of preventing you from stretching out and relaxing.
Sara was obviously tired, but she refused to leave the couch and hold her position as a blocker.
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5.
A person who looks good a block away but is ugly up close.
"Dude, did you see that girl?"
"Nah, man, she's a blocker. You've seen her face, right?"
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6.
A girl that looks good a block away, but when she gets closer......damn!
Check out the girl accross the street she looks good, here she comes. Damn, bitch is a blocker!
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7.
A person who is in your way. Often fat and usually unobservant to notice where they are.
I can't get through the door. A blocker is talking to someone in the doorway.
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